t all started with a little Charles Manson but eventually wound up at Neo-Nasty. This branding is a conglomeration of a few personal fixations on the likes of stealing the lawn chairs from in front of the Barker Ranch before it was mysteriously burned to the ground.

There were even more fixations on determining whether it was Jim Jones or David Koresh that was the re-encarnation of Jesus Christ. Somewhere in this mix it became obvious that Joseph Smith was the CEO of the largest Schwinn dealership in America.

When all else failed to quench the thirst for such valuable information, we finally settled on a new arrousal in girls with gas masks.... ya, there's certainly more to come.

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